Wild Indian/Arab encounters with Lions part one

Jake Glass
    Way back in 2012, Atif Saeed got out of his jeep during a Safari which is when the worlds elites descend on the wild habitats of animals in African and basically disturb the animals in their environment for entertainment and a pricey vacation they are more than willing to spend rather than taxes. atif got out of his jeep and pointed his expensive Nikon camera at the lion after slowly sneaking up to the wild beast from some distance.
The Lion can tell a camera apart from a rifle about as one could tell a bobcat from a lion observing from an airplane and the mere presence of this stickily Pakistani coming in the Lions jungle and arrogantly taking a photo like the paparazzi was enough to agitate the King into action. after several minutes of snapping dozens of photos to show his friends back at home the Lion sprang up and made his way towards the intruder snarling and hurling insults the best way Lions know how with mighty roars that could be heard back in Pakistan. Why this guy from Pakistan had to travel to Africa to take some pictures of Lions in their native habitat most likely has to do with the truth that Lions were exterminated in those lands long ago by shit asses like Atif. Atif ran back to his jeep back in time just as the Lion was about to make flesh meat out of his ass and he severl scratched  the poor jeep that Atif had rented for the trip into the bush. hopefully Ati's next encounter harassing big cats does not end up this lucky for the arrogant bastard.

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