Mike Huckabee runs for president

Troy York
   Mike Hucksbee has decidedtorunfor president the Repubicsn candidate field continues t gro with oddballs and idiots and clearly Huckabee deserves to be in this field. The former governor of Arkansas has worked very hard to past few years uniting Americans away from politics and government  as host of a right wing radio show. He has often appeared on the FOX news network showing brilliant analysis and opinions on today's social issues with his extreme evangelical Christian perspective which is fair and looks all sides on these important issues facing people. Huckabee shocked theshit out of the political world when he won the Iowa Caucus in 2008 and then quickly dropped out a few months later unable to repeat this process. He hopes to repeat this process and be the second candidate to drop out instead f the first this time around and like most of the candidates in the Republican field his main motivation in running is to pocket some jingle from donor money to use for future races or to construct a double room above his garage making his home more valuable and appeasing to see keeping up with the Jones. Huckabee is a crusader and much like a crusader would push to keep the Christian military presence overseas as Christians like him want a foreign policy of expanding overseas so Christians have access to brains to wash and convert to their loving trickle up scam of a cult. Christians love to see the world meek and poor so the worlds poor would have to hear sermons from ass fucks like Mike Huckabee before they got some grain and cheap pork shipped from generous American donors. Guys like Huckabee and other Christian far-right neo-con candidates  ultimate  goals is a global order for Christ instead of a America that builds itself and worries about problems on this shore. This is because in their mind a poverty increased America ugh like the world would be dependent on Christianity "charity" would is a substitute word for influence and power. 

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