Remembering Robert Slyvester

Carl Olsen
   Back in 2009 there was this badass that hung round bars drinking booze and smoking cigarettes like it was breathing air. having addictive habits and vices like this can put one in debt especially if one hasn't discovered the business scam of keeping taxes low and income high through established high  prices. Robert had gotten himself in tremendous debt and decided to take some extra loans from banks and robbed several in the Central Illinois area. Sylvester made the mistake of robbing a currency exchange and was followed by a near by policeman all the way onto interstate 55. Sylvester put one last cigarette in is mouth after having hundreds of thousands in his life and decided to grab his guy and make a run for it. The cocky fuck came out of his truck guns blazing in all directions as there were now a dozen squad cars following the  stubborn old jackass. Somehow Sylvester made it the barricade of the highway divider and leaped across it unloading his 9 millimeter everywhere befoer the cops put some slugs in his chest. Sylvester crumpled to the concrete pavement blood gushing out of his chest like it was some spilled chop suey and the polce quickly retrieved his gun and put handcuffs on the dying robber. The police sent this jackass to his grave and the menace to society this baby boomer Robert Slyvester would no longer be for the folks in Bloomington, Illinois. The last moments of this jerks life was captured from an astute newspaper journalist who likely was listening to the scanner and made his way quickly to the scene in an era right before cell phone cameras were ubiquitous  and on everyone. the Pantograph reporter should of won some photo of the year award for these shots of the final moments of the moron that was Robert Sylvester.

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