Taco Bell opens a drunk restaurant in hipster and gang tagger heaven

Arturo Armando
   Taco Bell will take over a business along Milwaukee Avenue that is ground zero to Chicago hipsters and their queer bikes they ride back and forth. This Taco Bell will not be like the ones you will see in Kane or McHenry County though and is currently battling the city to get a liquor license. the depths that corporate America will go to get into urban hip popular areas show no bounds and the alcohol route by Taco bell is of some interest. In this decision and attempt by Taco Bell (last I heard there was some late resistance by neighboring businesses) to change their business plan to suit a articular neighborhood in a move they wouldn't repeat anywhere else shows the favoritism that these companies think and play out for certain folks. The Yum company that owns the bell says it is testing a new urban design and direction whereas if your ass is lucky enough to afford city livings you get the nice taco bells where you can have mixed drinks but if your in the country screw you peon. Taco bell is sporting new flashy lighting and stools for the gays to push into for another after a night of partying and the new Wicker Park hipster under 26 only Taco Bell will be unlike any Taco Bell seen in hell. It appears that you will likely have to be over 18 to enter this Taco Bell but still have to be under 26 for the neighborhood. Taco Bell says it will make sure that drinks in its Chicago's Wicker Park franchise is served responsible whatever that means and that they will have a secret shopper to investigate liquor sales. This Taco Bell sounds like it will be more trouble than its worth and they should of remembered during their testing center suggestions that Chicago is not South Korea,japan, or the United kingdom but is more like Chiraq. I just wonder how long it will be before this taco bell has some sort of incident inside it making both local and national news

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