How best to avoid old peoples bars

Baxter Lomax

   Old peoples bar can easily be detected and best avoided using google maps search and this is the advice I give you today on my bar report. In Beloit, Wisconsin there is this dive bar called the Alibi off the skirts of town and this place is a shithole. As a professional bartender for thirty years I can spot these dead end places a mile away but for the naïve I give you a couple of shots how to avoid these geriatric places unless you are one and want to go to a bar like the Alibi in Beloit. Old peoples bars usually have something cheeky outside before you walk into the place as this bar has with his nutty chalk display outline.

 The Alibi is a dump for old fogies and if you can't tell that by the automobiles then you should do a search through the internet and at maps before you enter any bar. A search I did of some local bars often produces results and the Alibi was no exception. From the few pictures you see inside this bar I could tell it is an bad bar and a place that is no fun most likely being in an area with all old fucks much like where I bartend in the Western suburbs of Chicago. The Alibi lame bar looks much like the clientele I get at the Itasca inn next to tree Guys Pizzeria which needs a full time nursing aid as much as it does a bartender. I really can never understand how some of these people reached the ripe old age of seventy drinking whiskey as they do. The Alibi bar in Beloit, Wisconsin is an old mans bar best to avoid unless you enjoy the breeze and unfresh air that these places have to offer.