Leonard Dicaprio is some actor that made this ridiculous movie that will be coming out called the Relevant. In this movie his character named Hugh Glass is raped by a Center Bear and this is anew low for the actor to star in this nature movie. The character is after a real life person who was abandoned by his ship crew and a distant relative of our own Jake Glass here at the Left Shark. This movie will et some good jingle in the box office as the rape scene with a Center Bear is basically all the talk through Hollywood and the malls of teen girl chatter. Leonardo is desperately trying to keep face and remain someone in Hollywood and this mother natre and mama bear movie may be the rocket to relaunch him back towards relevance. hence the name of the movie. Any movie where Leonardo Dicrapio takes it in the ass from any one tone large carnivore is worth the price of admission and this should do wonders with the queer bear community and their already love affair with Leonardo Dicrapio. Leonardo's career shall also be resurrected by this movie and he may even win some academy awards with this brutal bear attack from the center.
Tom Hardy, Will Poulter, and Domhnall Gleeson star alongside Leo – who plays Hugh Glass, and encounters a grizzly bear in Yellowstone National Park. He plays dead but the freaky bear is not fooled by stupid human tricks, so he flips Leo over on his stomach, rips off his clothes and takes the a** – savagely raping him TWICE, according to Drudge. The Drudge Report and other web outlets seem to be enthrawed by the notion of Leonardo and his bestiality scene and pertinaciously the right-wing conservative base will blast the Left and Hollywood for promoting this revolting alternative lifestyle. I guess if your going to be raped by an animal you might as well and go with a large beast like the Center Bear. The mythical battle between man and beast deserves a perfect Hollywood ending that undoubtedly will be covered and accomplished at the end of this movie called The Relevant.
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