Poor golfers want their shorts on PGA tours

Guy Baldwin
   Some over-paid corporate world loving golfers want to wear shorts and show off their skimpy legs for future tours according to some media reports. Rory Mcllroy mentioned how men in other sports can show off their legs and in this I assume he means basketball and the other boring elite sport of tennis. the discussion started art last months EurAsia Cup where a bunch of whinny European players pressed and received permission to practice in shorts as apparently the sweltering heat of Kuala Lumpur were making their poor legs sweat. The concession was praised by the world's number one player Jordan "Air" Spieth who then wondered wy this couldn't be the norm for all PGA matches. Fortunately the PGA has had this long standing requirement and has no plans of changing it despite the paltering of these turkeys who make so much money because big business feels that these guys work more for their business than actual workers. The last thing the world needs is a bunch of spoiled golfers complain that pants make them feel too hot and uncomfortable as they compete and tons of corporate money are diverted from the economy into sports marketing and sponsorship of these nonsensical tournaments all over the world. I talked with our Left Shark writer Leroy Yost who said these golfers complains are absurd, "do you think security guards,7 11 clerks, and amazon warehouse clerks can make the same arguments to their employer and demands that these fucking spoiled golfers are wanting to play on TV showing off their ugly legs"?  Mr Yost was blurting after refusing even to do a story which I quickly grabbed for myself at this blog. One only has to go back to the 1976 Chicago White Sox and see the disaster and stupidly of Bill Veeck allowing shorts in baseball in a decision that is still mocked to this day to see what lameness golfers would appear to be in middle aged shorts. They would look like the same buffoons you see at a Wal-Mart of red Lobster in a July anywhere across the nation. They would look like your average slob baseball fan in a baseball stadium in middle America. Golf will likely keep the pants requirement because in th elong run grown-up men in shorts just look plain dumb and goofy..