Richard Branson was nearly killed the other day by a sting ray much in a similar way Steve Irwin was killed some years back. The arrogant billionaire who thinks he will walk on mars some day nearly got to step into his grave before he could spend all this money he has hoarded for his bad companies that make no money. Sir Richard Branson was in the tropic Virgin Islands playing with sharks and fish when a sing ray stung and lashed at his wealthy ass. This was a humbling experience with mother nature who doesn't judge on basis of wealth as the Sir Branson has so been use to having humans handle all of his needs.
Tis sixty-five year old globally elitist was in the Caymen Island chains just landing a deal to hide more money with a local bank branch when he decided to venture out to see beautiful tropic fish and coral reefs. Branson didn't even know the difference between sharks and rays and claimed on social media that he was bitten by a Left Shark and showed off his wounds and joked about the ray nearly taking hi out. For Steve Irwin this was no fucking joke and the reason why we don't have him anymore is because of the fallacy mindset that man has conquered the oceans and is safe in this environment. 
The more I look at the wounds though it is clear that Branson is just full of shit and made this story as a shout out to the Left Shark. if he was stung by a Ray he would be having Tea with Steve Irwin right now. His wounds look like human bites possibly done by a night of orgy with cracked-addicted prostitutes and the wild sex these playboy billiionries likely partake after a hard days labor making deals moving global dark money around for their failing money losing business. 
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