Goose Gossage rips some assholes in todays game

Polly Cracker
  The Goose is off his frocker and blasted baseball in its current conception not being cool and full of studs when he played. his old cooked Goose somehow got media coverage through the sport industrial complex for his tough stance on the 'geeks' who currently are running the teams who the Goose Gossage says are too concerned about statistics and trends. he particularly singled out guys like Theo Epstein and these other elite educated morons running baseball as general managers as baseball owners have become so corporate they are hiring these fags by their corporate looks. The players today are also lame and look like they are fresh out of Abercrombie and Fitch, ivy-leage frats clubs, or off the country club waiting for their dad to give them the keys to the family automobile. Baseball sucks and I wouldn't be surprised if someday Cricket by passes this sport in popularity as Americans don't even realize that cricket is much more popular of a world sport than baseball. the goose was a crazy wild player in the seventies and as a parakeet, I loved his love and attention for bird love of his choice which was the goose. he would have one around in the bullpen an d feed it grass and shit before getting ready to make appearances in relief. back then you had general managers who actually played the game and most were former major leaguers and now instead you have these metrosexuals like Theo Epstein and others who are sports geeks and an embarrassment to the game. They even allow homeless bums to loiter around the ballpark as well as in Chicago and Ron Wickers. Guys like them need to be running toothpaste companies and not baseball.  Gossage said the players and the game has changed so much for the worse on the rules abut sliding into catcher and the silly neurotic and eccentric antics of many of the Latin ballplayers flipping bats after a successful hit. Gossage would love to get back in the game and throw some hard sliders into some of these asses and this I would like to see and it would go making the game somewhat more interesting.