A professor of outdoors named Forest Wagner was brutally mauled by a Center Brown Bear somewhere in the hills and forests of Alaska. Wagner has been coordinating and teaching in the university's outdoor studies program since 2006, according to his biography. He teaches rock and ice climbing, backcountry navigation, glacier travel and mountaineering. The University of Alaska Southeast professor was deep in the North woods leading a class of eleven students in a hiking seminar and wanted to get closer to nature and as far away from civilization to get this students at this extremely popular and elite institution some hands on experience of what life would be like after a collapse.
However, he decided to get in the habitat of a hostile brown Center Bear that did not want its groins nor grounds intruded by a bunch of Alaskan students and the brown bear immediately charged the professor upon sight and nearly tore the fuckers head off his shoulders. Students got Alaskan troopers to hone in on their location quickly with their cell phones likely saving their silly professor and giving him more future opportunities to go into center Bear territories and risk the lives and limbs of his students at this prestigious school. Perhaps this tale should be a caution to these other biologists who seek it upon themselves to take their students out of the classroom and into bear rooms of the forest. Forest Wagner is lucky to have got out of this forest alive
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