A big old bad Center Bear killed a thirty eight year old mountain biker who arrogantly decided to go and bike in the bear natural habitat. The US government somehow thinks it is appropriate for a trail to be carved for weekend bicyclist enthusiasts in Glacier national Park and for poor old Brad Treat got treated to a 1200 pound angry grizzly. From our records the bear most in question of this attack is likely Poco the bear who is missing from his home range and likely on the ...run or trot.
The bear most likely was startled by the number of these iron men who think that weekend warrior training and biking a hundred miles in the remote woods will somehow toughen their spirit. Like Cougar face says these big animals have the spirit of the Native American and they are still fighting the Indian wars and Brad treat will not be biking anytime soon. In fact one can say ahhh the Center bear got a bad treat from Brad treat. wow. Brad Treat and another rider were in the Halfmoon Lakes area of the Flathead National Forest when they apparently surprised the bear, Flathead County Sheriff Chuck Curry said.
Brad Treat was a bad treat for the Bear but for his riding partner it was a trick as somehow he was unharmed by the big old bear. any way the morale of this story is that if you are named Brad treat riding around offering yourself a treat to wild Mountain bears and lions is not likely a good bet. Brad was a forest park service law enforcement officer ...hmm interesting..lets see he was working on a corruption undercover case involving a Chinese company trying to ship restricted timber...any way Brad treat dead by a Center bear attack. 
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