Rod Blagojevich wants desperately to get out of prison and re-launch his brand and potentially a political career. for months Rod has been rotting in jail blue in depression and green in jealousy as he has seen the political rise and fortune of Donald Trump. Prosecutors were again insistent that the former corrupt governor of Illinois serve his entire fourteen year sentence instead of the five that his highly skilled and paid for attorneys continue to relentlessly pursue.
Rod is being made out as a model prisoner and whether this means he has been a cool cat o r he has been modeling lingerie and being some role of a biker bitch to biker gang bangers in the federal can is unknown. The media has also extraneously been promoting the fact that Rod still gets a rod for the late Elvis preselly (first ever mention of Elvis pressley) and has started a prison band while confined in and serving his sentence. rod has also tried a little stand up comedy on open mic night on Sundays when the prison has given some alternative live entertainment for the prisoners to get them in a better mood. Rod Blagojevich is eager to show of his comedy talents and shtick on the late night talk shows when he is released from the can. Blagojevich has been both a hound dog and a hot dog while in prison and has avoided trouble and as of this writing has only had one black eye while in prison and this was after debating with a fellow prisoner whether Elvis or prince was a better performer live on stage. Inmates say he often stops what he is doing whenever Donald Trump appears on the television and irrevocably rod looks forward to the day where his mug will again be splattered all over the TV either in an entertainer or political role and his fans look forward to his return.
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