Adam Lippon somehow gets investors to back cuddling operation

Jerry Palmer
  It would be a mistake to call Adam Lippon  an entrepreneur as his idea and business plan is just plain  dumb. Adam Lippon is part of the new economy where investors get funding for projects that don't make nothing and are just increasing the service sector in this country. That many of these ideas are getting more and more facetious is besides the point and Mr Lippon has somehow bamboozled investors to back his idea that people are willing to be cuddled by complete strangers. o matter how strange this plan may seem Adam Lippon has found willing outlets from baks giving money because he asked for it. Adam is an entrepreneur and the Co-Founder/CEO of Cuddlist.com as well as “Cuddlist Training Academy. At Cuddlist, his Mission is to offer a safe way to engage the healing power of intimate non-sexual touch in a touch isolated society. Whether Cuddleist will start filling up strip malls across the nation providing the service of hug that one cannot get from a loved one is about as sensical as a business plan being based on a handshake. I think Adam has been featured on Jenny McCarthy’s Sirius Radio, Washington Post, Chicago Tribune, Glamour.com, The Howard Stern Show, Good Men Project as well as numerous publications and blogs. Adam and his silly idea has been featured through a variety of media outlets from jenny McCarty's Sirius show to Howard Stern's sick demented program. Adam Lippon is a fan of yoga and would often go to these yoga studios being the only guy staring at the bodies of the young women in pose and must of thought how can he capitalize economically and score big with them. Adam Lippon's cuddle crews will go out and get money for giving women a big squeeze if women are willing to put out in such a way as they do for other silly items at department stores of yoga studio. The business has been a boom as mentioned earlier to England's ian who found a new girlfriend on the job and loves his job cuddling up to women. Although he is not crazy about some of the Scottish porkers who gets from time to time as clients Ian says the vast majority of customers are worth getting paid for nearly getting laid and he gets many happy ending through his service which is as good as a hefty tip.

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