New Mexico Center bear goes for a ride on a garbage truck

Big Ant
   Yo dig this shit about Smokey hightailing it on the roofies and making them fires up on the jobs. Shit this bear be snacking and jacking caught napping on this dumpster  going for a ride all about the town. This center bear the toast of the coast and da beast from the east. Fuck this shit. man this bear be hitching it on a truck traveling all over on a free ride searching dem bitches making his own honey slacking the pot out of the kitchen. drones be searching and filming this shit as the Bear be looking loco on the shit waiting for the garbage man to try it. This center Bear be like a social media mother fucker loving the fame and showing jam cakes up the door and out the can. Lovers be able to handle this game and one wonders that the driver be looking in rear mirror for days from now giggling at  on New Mexico bears no be lazy shits not hunting and not venting their breaths for a roar. This bear be like Yo Yo mama snapping to attention enjoying the Scooby snacks thrown out at lunch. Dig this  zshit...he or she be hitching for se five blows man...most of the day.  The driver be having none of this jawbanger jackass riding furball. This bear look like Chewbacca chewing on some slime  junk in that compactor ahhhnone first star wars movie I think. Chewey be choking in fear and the smell of this Center bear garbage compactor dam if I be riding I trying to get the bear into the smasher...splash bash. Image result for chewbacca trash compactor star wars

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