Professor Ronald Bettig has been killed I am sad to report as my first post as writer and editor of this blog. as the new owner of this blog I plan to continue the tradition of odd quickery reporting of this blog of various news and informative research. I have outreached to most of our various writers and have told them they ca count on their jobs and salaries of this great growing blog. Viewer clicks are up 45 percent since I took over this fucking blog to months ago to little fan fare as I didn't want to change the direction of this blog and what is generally written form our various writers of different political extremes. Any ..oh back to professor Bettis. The man was lured by his two friends(lover0 as typically most professors are leftist jagoffs into weird relationships.
This old man hung around with this couple half his age and evidently from the crime they partied and snorted pot and so forth. You now th typical shit one would associate with our nations professors and colleges around the country. The young couple named George Ishler and Danelle Geier who were known around this hick county as heavy dope heads. 
The couple had known this hippie enn State media studies professor and lured the jackass into a quarry where professor Bettig was pushed to his death. The couple had expected their names to be in this mans will for some reason as it appears that this man didn't have any family and this couple were his only friends. Professor Bettig will not be teaching another semester of communications discipline 101 as he couldn't discipline himself away from drugs and there will be an opening in the Penn State faculty for the following year.
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