Guy Baldwin
Cam Newton goes by the nickname we have given him on this blog as camera. This guy is all about the camera and he plays not for victory but for personal self-recognition and in the NFL season opener last Thursday this eccentric and neurotic prick of a NFL player was at it again. Cam newton was riding confidently in what should of been an easy victory against a rematch of last years Super Bowl where he lost to Peyton Manning's Denver Bronco's team. The tears of this grown up teddy bear barely dried up as he was so sad all off season long as he suited up for the first game of the year and Camera Newton fully expects to repeat the Steller year he had last busting opposing defenses with his leg and arm action. unfortunately he tainted his skill with elaborate celebrations of ridiculous performance that showed nothing except the devotion this man has for himself.
Cam Newton protects his choppers and we hear that he often worries about losing some teeth from a tough hit of a massive linebacker. he often would worry about the acidic deterioration of teeth and would get distracted with the game calls during the game last Thursday Night he had some oranges and it got stuck in his choppers during the game distracting the goofball as the game got closer and Denver's defense stifled his play. In fact Denver came at the camera all day long knocking him on his belly and trying to make Cam Newton's worse nightmare come true and breaking them pretty White choppers in his trap hole. football players were humiliated last year by this guy on the field and didn't take too kindly of him appreciating the success for himself on the field and one can hope and expect that NFL defenses will come full ship at this happy valley Puma all season. Cam Newton will be hit often and endlessly this year and he will not be going to the Super Bowl this season. he will have more to worry about keeping his body intact and not being a Frankenstein than worry about his sparkling pearls in his big mouth.
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