Americans waistlines get bigger and bigger as a corporate agenda to fatten people up with unhealthy food gains traction. A recent study in syndicated news says while Americans are cutting back on ice cream consumption many are opting for the more expensive premium ice cream with multiple flavors. Joe Oberweis, brother of asshole Jim Oberweis who continually uses company profits to run for political office, says that people are more willing to pay higher and higher prices for quality food. people are paying more and more higher price ice creams because asshole dick heads like the Oberwies clan from rural which Illinois have put their company as beneficiaries of premium ice cream monopoly where lower priced ice cream are out of the system.
The domination of tall food industries by the few at top explains the increased process with specialized recipes and ingredients of cake batter ice cream to somehow justify these outlandish process men like the fucking Oberweis put out there on the corner suburban ice cream store. Smaller ice cream family businesses have been basically bulldozed and quite literally shut out through high property taxes from ever establishing a foothold and competition to places like Oberweis and Baskin Robins corporate ice cream. (Baskin Robbins is co-owned by the Dunkin Donut corporation which has done its own work shutting out independent donut shops in rural and suburban areas. the Oberweiss and their paid ice cream spokespeople in the industry say the trend for multiple flavors is driving the industry and this shithead is going to have a bacon flavored ice cream available soon. Fuck this guy and I rather have my ice cream chocolate and vanilla and cheap the way it is suppose to before the greedy 
ice cream moguls all over the country overtook the industry and came up with all of these stupid type of flavors that do nothing but add to the calories and waistlines of ignorant people always expecting higher quality and accustomed the best in everything. I am expecting one day for these dipshits to put quality shaving cream with a kick and a taste to justify their higher prices and profits.
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