In Geneva ,Illinois there will soon be a fellatio café opening up and hopefully this chain expands all over the United states and becomes as ubiquitous as ahhh say Dunken Donuts. The Switzerland café will be the first of its kind where people can have a good dam cup of fucking joe while they sit back and get their balls dollies by a girl named Bobbie Joe.
These underground massage parlors and now coming aove ground and Switzerland official legalized the opportunity for men to get coffee and a lowjob blowjob as you don your coffee. Our very own Ned baily and Otto Jansen will be rushing to Geneva the week it opens to try this shit out tired of the lame strip mall massage parlors and the bad bitches one comes across from backpage.com. the cost of the service will be fifty bucks and the coffee cost a staggering ten bucks but after the caffeine and sperm rush it is more than a fuckng bargain to enjoy. I am actually surprised 
of the lower prices as the founder and spokeman of the felatio café Sven Haagarefeeeld looks like one of these tech elites who likely would try his best to price out the avergage Joe and working class dude from getting a blow job and a good cup of Joe. Svean Haager. whatever his name is on the verge of being modern day Hugh Heffner with this brilliant idea of getting people and sex back in the cfes that hasn't been a common occurance in Western lifestyle since the fifties .
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