Idiot Clyde already bared out of downtown Wheaton basement teen board game store

Baba Pugwuthi
   Clyde Daniels is the worthless homeless bum that hangs around the Wheaton area often trying to bum liquor and cigarettes in this upscale Christin community and he often gives peoples flowers some natural fertilizer from both ends of his bottom holes. The shit was banned from Gamer Goat the first week this new game store opened up as more and more of these teenage game board stores open up in the suburbs. I often come here and play some Risk and Battle Tank with the local kids after doing some internet and coffee at River City Roasters.

I noticed that Clyde's picture and mug was put up for employers to not allow in the store and one has to wonder what mischievous a fifty year old bum could get in a game store geared towards high school kids. I highly recommend this store and franchise for people in search of their favorite complex board games and need of a place to drop your troubled teen to hang out in a basement out from his mothers basement and into another. These places are from the troubled teen male outcast from the school and home and is not a place for an old bum like Clyde thinking it is an arcade where he use to be able to steal quarters from kids thirty years ago. We celebrate the rise of the basement teen store where young males can go out of the house and hide somewhere else for hours away from the internet and Tv and get lost from the world in the world of wizards, dungeons, and giraffes.