Ffresh of elated happiness that a Chicago baseball team reached a championship round after so many years comedian/actor Bill Murray recently told friends from our sources of intending new ambitions for the seventy two year old actor. Bill Murray is seriously considering a presidential run on the Democratic primary should Donald Trump win the presidency this November. Bill Murray missed the Chicago Cubs clinching a spot in the World Series because he had prior commitment to attend some ceremony honoring tis old cub fan as he received the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, ignoring the fact that all of the movies this man has made since 1999 are about as funny as the Syrian war.


Bill took the Mark Twain trophy home and really was not impressed and looked into the mirror and didn't like the lack of power just being an annoying washed up comedic actor in Cub wear. Bill Murray is not the far off from Chicago bum Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers these days needing to join and jump on the success bandwagon of a bad sport and corporate team using its money and influence in media to give an illusion of importance and popularity. Bill wants to be both Cubs owner and president of the United states of America although he has a better chance at a senate seat in Illinois.

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