Kansac City faggots need to worry about Oak Leaf itch mites that move like Dust in the wind in Kansas

Gus Perkowski
  An eight-legged pest native to central Europe somehow found its way to Kansas City and as a bug exterminator I am really worried about this pest spreading throughout the Midwest. while it would be good for business. the microscopic insect travels though the Oak Leaf and has an ability to bite humans causing swellness and redness on peoples skin lasting two weeks and makes the bed bug and mosquito bites seem like a cat lick. Kansas City officials have warned people to watch what tree you walk under and to cover yourself up all part of the skin including hands--even if the temperatures soar way above ninety. I talked to Kansas Cities own Rich Miller and offered my exterminating advice this past week and hopefully some work gets done eradicating this dreaded little critter. Life is tough enough in the right-wing rural backwater area that is Kansas but now having to worry about another non-native species that bites has to totally suck ass.  it took  while for the clowns in Kansas City to realize these bites were not mosquito or chigger bites but a new microscopic scourge plagued upon the poor bastards having to live in this fly-by boring ass city and area. Outbreaks of this Oak Leaf bug have also been reported from Cleveland to Chicago. The scary thing is what little can be done as the wall Street Journal reported recently on this pest as pesticides are ineffective against a critter that can easily transverse areas like " ahhh Dust In the Wind" , God I love that song.

The oak-Leak itch mites can easily be blown like dust in the wind in Kansas ..Just like Dust in the wind ..and bite anything they touch. the itching experiences have been described by some as like walking on poison Ivy. there are millions of red oak and pin oak trees in the greater Kansas City area as mall developers have not been able to destroy massive wild habitats and plant Indian-owned gas stations and cigar stores all over the place. half of the residents of Crawford County have reportedly been infected with these mites and if you have relatives coming from this area in time for thanksgiving make sure you air brush them thoroughly  before allowing them into your residence. This is a nasty mite you don't want taking refuge in your home for the winter