Dimitri Diamond
Black bum Chicago Cub fan Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers was ominously silent during the Chicago Cubs World series run and we were wondering if he had died or gotten himself arrested as he was no where near the celebration event for long suffering Chicago Cub fans who had to wait a hundred and eight years to win a "world" championship in which most of the world cared little about. Ronnie Woo Woo is some decades long homeless bum who somehow has a facile talent of getting himself into all game without paying a dam dime and many wondered if he had died or gotten lost and senile form his lack of media exposure in October as Wickers has always been successful in the past for getting his name and rand some coverage from leeching off at Wrigley Field. It seems Wickers had hurt his knee from falling at Wrigley Field and likely Theo Epstein and the Cubs nixed any publicity for this Bozo during playoff time as fear of a lawsuit for Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers knee injury should be a cost the Cubs brass need to comply. A twitter user had seen and posted a picture of the bu outside Notre Dames stadium trying to get a few cents and having some fan purchase a ticket, which evidently some did as Wicker's artifice talent for fleecing fools and getting himself into sporting events was ahhh evident again on a recent Saturday afternoon. The bum walked around the Notre Dame crowd dazed and confused thinking it was either a Chicago Cubs World Series game or opening day for the South bend Cubs minor league shit event. Ronnie Wickers is cool man and our favorite homeless/sprts fan guy and wishing he had been healthy and had some sucker buy him a 1800 dollar World Series game 5 ticket s something that was a travesty.
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