You know when I make my way from Indiana to Muvico theatres in Rosemont Illinois where I get to review and watch movies all day as a movie critic and have a dream gig unlike you assholes in Amazon warehouses or delivering junk mail postal morons who worship these thug shits because they play sports.. I hate though making the drive on 294 and having to pay a toll to see advertising on the drive and more often the case much of this advertising consists of former Chicago Bear jerk Brian Urlacher and that he discovered his hair.
The hair restoration ads of one Mr Urlacher now number five within a two mile stretch and I am not sure I am the only driver that wondered how much money this jack is getting for these dumb ads. Brian Urlacher and his hair is so irrelevant in 2017 and evidently the future hall of fame linebacker for the Chicago bears is having a hard time maintaining the lifestyle he was accustomed to has a National Football League athlete whose talent and athletic ability mainly consisted in colliding with an opposing player with a ball. Brian Urlacher couldn't have played two minutes of rugby, soccer, and yes Australian Rules Football as his new hair would fall out in the oppressive heat of Southern Australia's outback. Now word comes out that Mr Hollywood Brian Urlacher has some agent and he is interested in pursuing some acting career and wants to be the next Dwayne Johnson Rock star movie bigwig. A TV annalist job is not enough for this weird Frankenstein hairline freak ass but he wants to be in the fast and the Furious 14 banging a fast lifestyle and TV and film career because he played ball with bot sports and the corporate structure. 
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