Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka is dead and the former WWE legend had a log and storied career pretty much just missing the real pro wrestling boom in the mid-eighties due to a massive coconut head injury sustained by fellow dead wrestling legend Roddy Piper. One of my first recollections of watching pro wrestling was when "Rowdy" Roddy Piper send jimmy Snuka into the hospital bashing his cranium with a coconut and it seemed like the superfy never recovered from this massive sucker attack with the hard shell of the tree seed. before this attack Jimmy Snuka was the top wrestler of the sport doing some fucking amazing suicidal moves such as jumping on top of steel cages and always jumped from the top rope onto the mat which was unheard of back then. Jimmy Snuka was a wrestling game breaker as ell as a girlfriend breaker having been accused of offing some former sex partner back in the ninties I believe.
Jimmy Superfly" Snuka should of been as big as Hulk Hogan and he was as big and juiced as Hogan as one can clearly see in the Pipers Pit broadcast back in 1984. Jimmy was flying high with all sorts of bizarre drug-enlarging importation into hs bloodstream and he was much bigger than his fellow Polynesians who didn't have access to the incredible growth-enhancing hormones and other full-dope intended more for cattle than man. Snuka enhanced the drugs in the mid-nineties in a desperate attempt to make a comeback but looked gross and old and pretty much unnatural and kids looked away in the arena when the jackass made his appearance. I recall seeing his real pathetic returns about five years ago in real tiny wrestlkng organizations and independents and Jimmy was desperate for some jingle late in his years due to health problems from everything to smashed coconuts to all these fucking steroids. Jimmy Snuka dead at the age of sixty eight.
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