French Socilalist party signs Thomas Pikketty to play along side Pablo Iglesias in Left Field for the Left Sharks softball team and he considers running for French and American elections as a global citizen in the near future

Casey Kelso
   Superstar rockstar French economist Thomas Piketty has been recruited and signed by the French Socialist party for a contract of fifteen million dollars for two years to play Left fielder for the political party. In time for the upcoming French elections some are pushing Mr Piketty to enter the race and prevent what is expected to be major gains of the French ight-wing including the fascist marine Le Pen who wants the nation of France to belong to the French people and not wealthy Jewish and Muslim globalists.Image result for thomas piketty MR Piketty and Pablo had lunch and espresso in a French café as both men discussed how they can improve their game and help their team win the championships and Pikketty gave the Spanish leader of Podemmos a copy of his best-seller" Capital in the Twenty-First century". the two icons talked at length about the trajectory of inequality in the past two hundred years and Mr Iglesias pushed Pikketty on the idea of running for president of France right now as the Socialists rank fourth with candidate Benoit Hamon whose ideas are on par with Bernie Sanders. Pikketty though sees the trend in France  as Piketty couldn't beat the jokers Emmanuel Macron and Francois Fillon who are vying for second place but are confident they can both beat Marine le Pen one on one. Thomas Pikketty getting involved and supporting the fourth place candidate Hamon wouldn't even as a single digit and percentage. Thomas is a rockstar economist though and doesn't want to waste his time with French election in 2017 when the American one is right around the corner and he is working on his papers to get US citizenship so ahhh he can possible run for county commissioner of Cobb County in Georgia in 2020. 

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