Chicago Bears to sign bodybuilder Jay Cutler from the Queensland Reds to play offensive tackle

Rex Reed Jr
   The Chicago bears are quickly losing popularity in Chicagoland after many a moons of bad seasons and boring play. it has gotten so bad that many bear fans have moved north of to Indianapolis to watch and cheer for an National Football league team and they have one of the worse helmets,uniforms,logo, and ownership of any pro sports organization. They wasted eight years keeping an total nimrod jerk as quarterback and continue to raise ticket prices despite the major decline in viewership and fan base for this declining organization and more and more inept ownership of the likes of Chicago's pro NFL team is more reason for public takeover of ownership as seen in Green Bay.
With this in mind the Chicago bears organization is looking for a big name celebrity of odd nature to add to the team for cheap publicity and news as seen with Tim Tebows's opportunities with New York's second baseball team. The Chicago Bears are prepared to sign jay Cutler, the Queensland Reds rugby honcho and buff bodybuilder, to a massive contract of ten million dollars a yer to play nose guard.
Jay Cutler is one of the most intense and competitive athletes of any sport and his addition on the gridiron at Soldier field can only help the Bears and I want to see a linemen get to the quarterback knowing they have this beast Cutler to get to Chicago Bears new quarterback Mike Glennon. Cutler is an animal eating a hundred pounds of red meat a day to maintain his form and shape of a living monster of the Outback. The Australian monster is not new to organized sport as Cutler played some fucking rugby in some friendly matches for his beloved Queensland eds. Cutler had to leave the Reds though after two games when he broke four legs,two chins,three cheekbones, and one neck of opposing players and teams who petitioned the association of Australian sports labor to get bodybuilder Jay Cutler off the fucking rugby field in Aussiestan. The Reds loss can be the Bears gain and perhaps Chicago is on the right track of turning things around after five years of pathetic play members wearing the GSH initial dull uniform of the White and Blue colors where the Blue looks like Black.

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