Off the heels of creepy clown reports this April has witnessed a slash of creepy Easter Bunny reporting through the backwoods and the North woods of america. Easter bunnies propagate like jack rabbits this tie of year and now it appears a new phenomena is taking place and will be a Easter ritual ready to hatch every spring. Weird men dressed as dangerous and odd looking Easter bunnies were reported from Boston to San Diego and from fucking Portland to Tampa Bay. Creepy-looking people in bunny outfits were seen wandering rail road tracks carrying axes and were seen in city parks late into the night even after dark.
Bunnies were seen in woods gathering items and scaring passerby wondering why people in these scary Easter outfits were crawling around and hopping like real rabbits. men i odd looking rabbit outfits alarmed local authorities in many spots across the country as people became alarmed at a new threat and of a certain element again taking what was a fun-loving kis related gimmick and turning it into a new vehicle for horror and another avenue of a tradition long scarring children regardless of intent. 
Bunnies were seen all over america whether it be their usual haunt of malls and photo ops or sneaking up behind old people and taking their garbage to the curb for them. The creepy Easter Bunnies were out in force the days and weeks leading up to Easter and one can only hope these creeps stick around for the summer. More people took to dressing up as creepy bunnies this spring and perhaps a new spring ritual of absurdity and fear will take place in this culture alongside the evil clowns of October.many of these creepy Easter rabbit outfits resemble rats more than bunnies and the internet is also filled with scary pictures of freaky rabbits and the poor children forced to sit on heir lap for their parents amusement. 
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