Aaron Luther
in the far west suburban community of Batavia there is a swine problem thanks to the neurotic and eccentric resident named Greg Brown. His pet pig named Pigly Brown has stirred off controversy after the depressed whack job says he needs to be around this animal 24 7 as a companion pet because he is such a whack job unable to have stable relationships with humans. The emotional needs of this clown is met through being around something that should be bacon and if I had my way this porker would be breakfast and toast. This shithead was upset because he received a cease and deist notice form the village of Batavia to quit walking this pork belly support animal around town and the beautiful downtown and river walk.
Greg and Pigly would often be seen in local parks embracing one another and he would walk his dog with I mean pig without a leash many times getting a flood of calls from residents to do something about this creep. This guy bought the baby mini pig form a breeder in California as a emotional support animal and he would often have this flea bag sorry excuse of a pet and companioning his Funky Buddha Gandi Yogo studio in which this cupcake would render this business and town of Bativia. Greg has his supporters has over two thousand people have signed a petition to allow tis emotionally unstable freak access to his pig in all places and like I said I would love to see the village capture this pig and turn it into bacon. This guy should just get a fucking dog and let it loose to catch mice and rats as I lt my little terrier and this Mr Brown is in violation of ordinances that define pigs as barn animals. Both this guy and his pig need to be locked up in a barn in a farm very far away from civilization and way out in the boondock backwater rural area with a county population of 200.
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