Baxter Lomax
Starlight Club is a hidden away hick bar the last bar one sees between Wisconsin and Illinois. the remoteness of this bar is amazing and highly unusual and only locals likely visit this bar and hang out here drinking a mixture of cheap hard liquor along with the usual cheap bad corporate conglomerate beer companies.
The Starlite Club also has per ca pita perhaps the largest and fattest women one will come across any nightclub outside of a fast food eatery. The women here are large and in charge and one as to wonder upon entering the place whether this is in fact a lesbian bar. The number of not so cute fatties seen in this bar is incredible and this bar is not happening. This bar held cool status prospect before entering it as I had noticed it for a long time on Google and wondered if it was one of these joke dropped pins on somebodies house that made it way past google business screeners on Google Maps. I entered the bar amid a screen of smoke and a smell of booze and it appeared that the smoking ban law has not found its way to this rural backwater hick bar. this bar blows and is nothing like the Itasca Inn on Irving park road where I gladly attend bar to an older crowd and I would shudder at the thought having to work in this backwoods dive dump of a bar. The Starlight is typical of many bar you will run across Northern Illinois and Southern Wisconsn where the women are filled with cheap meats,hugh-fat sausage, and cheap processed cheeses of the neo-liberal free-market world.
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