Troy York
Tiger Woods humiliated himself and the few fans he has left the other day as police stopped him and cuffed hi and stuffed him near his Mcmansion in Jupiter, Florida. Tiger Woods might as well as be from mars and this is not the first brush with stupidity and car smashes the one tie mass-admired golf athlete has and the rise and fall of Elridge Cleaver Woods has been a sight to speckle.
Tiger Woods blamed pain medication for his inability to drive in a straight line as he swerved and snarled through traffic nearly hitting a few rabbits and knocking down peoples mailboxes and he must of made smashed potatoes out of one or two alligators. Tiger Woods was brought into the local county jail where he was read his rights to fork over money in steep fines and have a nice photographed taken for the Jupiter Police department to share all over the world in their millionaire local clown making money from pay put put games. Without the game of Golf Tiger woods would be a petty street criminal breaking into cars perhaps pimping skanky nasty Jamaican women or something.
Tiger Woods is a potential future presidential material and his womaninzing would fit right in with the past likes of Bill Clinton and so forth. I would be willing to bet if Tiger Woods ran for presidency in 2020 many of the same fans that are calling him a bum will fondly recall his glory days and vote for hm on this one issue. Tiger Woods is currently thinking about turning his life around and is hoping that his past transgressions will not harm him in the future should he decide to get into politics and either run for president in 2020 or run for upiter city council in 2021
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