Tyler Jones beer brew machines purposely more confusing than Ghost Busters storage electoral panel

Herbert Gilbert
   Tyler Jones is head brew master for both Black Hog brewing Company and is an expert on experimenting with farm-fresh produce,hops, and spices like ginger and rosemary. Tyler sat down with a beer magazine and gave his story how he quickly joined the ranks of one of the most elite fucking brewers out there in America with his Connecticut based brewer and learned the trade through other brew masters.
he says the importance of hitting the gas harder and making more complicated beers that need more complicated machinery is key to success in the brewery business a sit keeps the spys away from his recipes and they need to be guarded as much as Colonel sanders guarded his chicken recipe. Tyler often seems to get confused in his own complicated fermentation process  and loves to dive in deep and enjoy the process from  a first hand experience.  Tyler make some of the best dam beer on the East Coast. tyle ris constantly on guard by those wishing to steal his secrets and he has been known to hide and sleep in his tanks overnight to quell this possibility. When a brew master like Tyler is known for his scintillating abilities to fucking brew beer he always has to be on guard for others wishing to steal and make shortcuts much like the Chinese do to America business in general.
 Tyler Jones is particular proud of Black Hog's award-winning 2016 beer Cup gold medal winning granola brown Ale that required massive amount of special brewery equipment that even confused him and was about as confusing to set up as the Ghostbusters electromagnet containment panel. I mean that beer tastes like a fucking granola bar for crying out loud and you can't make something to that effect without a tremendous amount of considerable knowledge of fermenting granola into an ahhhh alcohol mush with honey-oats,raisins, and chocolate. he may of just dumped some bran cereals into his drink for good measure. Who knows. Tyler is kook enough to thrown in cookies and milk with his beers and catch a unique name and Tyler loves being a mystery ninja. and continue to explore ways to make unique beers and stay one step ahead of the thousands of other brewers out there looking for extreme tastes and recognition for their beer making hobby. Black Hog beer is on top of the craft brewery world because of both the machinery and the man and is the typical cyborg craft beer operation at its perfection. Some could say Tyler Jones is part man and part tank himself. 

No comments:

Post a Comment