Bob the bobcat almost makes fatal attack on geriatric lady gardening her yard

Jake Glass
   An eighty year old woman was gadeing and doing something eighty year old folks seem to always love to do. The woman was attacked by a rabid bobcat possibly being th eoutlwaed and fan favorite of this blog otherwise known as Bob. The bobcat was described as big and twany and is still being seeked despite the news that the bobcat was shot dead and quickly burned as it was diagnosed with both rabies and aids.

The attack happened in rural backwards backwaters of New hamsphire in the town of Sunapee as Elsie Dabrowski was attending her garden when Bob the bobcat suddenly popped ut and visciously attack this old bags face. Elsie had a coup of chickens the cougar er...  Bobcat smelled and likey mistook this frail bent over old lady pecking in the grass as a chicken. The would be killer bobcat dug its claws so hard and into this old crows face that it tore through the skin and reached the bone. The old woman is being diagnosed and treated for rabies and doctors fear this woman may have contracted the bobcat aids disease and that this woman may not reach 93 years of age and die at 83 instead.