the rise and fall of Spanish matador Ivan "the Bad" Fandino is dead after being gored by a right Bull in france

Jacoby Genevese
   In a festival in rural backwards Southwest hillbilly France, a tragedy unfolded not unlike our favorite tragedy of all time as a Bull destroyed and won a bullfight for once. Today I have the fortune to report that a few days ago  matador Ivan Fandino has been gored to death in front of all his fans and the people in France who are big fan of this bull harassing ritual. Ivan has locked horns with his last bull and he was a bloody bastard and a mess as the ambulance took him away after his fight with a dangerous sassy right  bull named

 Pork Chop. Ivan got tripped up at his second bullfght of the day as austerity measures forced this man to dangerously do more than one fight and during the match he tripped up and got stuck pretty good. Ivan suffered a massive lung injury and died on his way to the hospital from a heart attack.

Fandino would still be alive attending to his garden and plot of land had it not been for his desire to take part and star in the center of the ring in a barbaric sport attacking and killing right Bulls. Pork chop stuck his horn so far down and deep into Ivan's body that the matador body started shaking and I can't believe the chump didn't die on the spot and the Right Bull have vindication that he killed his tormentor. fans were saddled and shocked watching this live debacle in France but they soon drank wine and had several toasts to their matador comrade Ivan Fandino sobering up in the morning and forgetting about the previous nights revelary.