Aaron Luther
I have often baited and trapped rats around my house for years even training my Sputnik little pet terrier beast to go and kill after and as a believer in karma know there is a beast that will get me one day as I walk with my dog like all good suburbanite Midwest people. the only time people go for a walk by their selves nowadays is if there is a dog attached to them and sooner or later people will be needing to walk with a bobsled of dogs as crazy cougars expand their range down on the home. The Pumas are slowly making a comeback destined to share your swimming pools,backyards,tool sheds, and kids playgrounds five thousand dollar jungle gym set.
The real life beasts are coming to your backyard jungle and a cougar was officially filmed and spotted in Michigan lower peninsula for the first time since 1816. rural backwater Michigan resident Donald Grumpiski was driving a few backs ago and couldn't believe what he saw and stopped in his tracks. He pulled out his camera and photographed a Mountain Lion in Haslett, rural residents in Michigan have enough vicissitudes in life and having to worry about a fucking lion should not be another addition to their problems . Cougars are forever snapping trail cameras in the UP as locals call it and it was only sooner or later these cats decided to venture South and maybe head for the garbage dumps of Detroit.
Michigan which is about as far as one can get from actual mountains and Pumas were not known to have reached the lower peninsula of Michigan. While we are at it should Michigan really have two parts and why is that chunk of North Woods just not put in Wisconsin.The department of Michigan wildlife management council ahhh has confirmed that there are now cougars in the lower peninsula of Michigan and that the overnight summer camping outings in backyards should be ended under threat of fine or death by cougar.
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