Jason Percy
I am a rural redneck truck diving shit belly of a human who often fuels up on Dunkin Donuts three times a day and it is idiot like me that allow this bad company to be so ubiquitous in the car lot dead alleys of america. Thus I was perplexed by a lawsuit by something named Chufen Chen out of Queens,New York against this amazing company that has provided outlets for addicted drivers and people too lazy to prepare fresh meals. a with other writers on this blog there are many haters out here and I am the solo exception when it comes to the Adopt a beast blog and I decided to write about this lawsuit before others. it appears that ms Chen is angry that the steak in a steak and egg bagel sandwich is not actual Agnus steak slice of prime meat.
The lawsuit says y beloved Dunkin mislead people with their advertising and that the bagel sandwich is actually nasty ground beef leftovers of Agnus cows. This would include all the tongue,intestines, bowels, organs, hoofs,tails,horns,eyes,lips and so forth; Shit that one usually associates with a hot dog as all grounded material once making up a cattle usually all the gross imagery and leftover meat on the silly carcass. This lawsuit is frivolous and should be thrown out as no one expects a Dunkin Donuts to sell premium quality beef as Dunkin Donuts can't even afford quality real coffee yet alone real steak and not a patty made up of preservatives and fillers.
Chen's lawsuits claim that Dunkin falsely advertises having one commercial where the guy mentions steak fifteen time sin a thirty second spot. Dunkin Donuts is a boring big glass ubiquitous looking business that has driven om an pop stores out of business because ..well mom and pop got old and didn't want to make the donuts. Dunkin stepped up and delivered great water coffee,stale donuts,fake steak sandwiches, and partnered with other businesses mainly Baskin Robbins to bring America all tha shit of the shit in food for all to enjoy and live and look so healthy.
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