Gorilla news made the press as a gay gorilla named Jelani went viral in a post on Instagram as the gay gorilla seemed to enjoy whatever the shit was being displayed on screen. this was a good promotional commercial for the smart phone industry and zoo captivity as little was discussed to the gay gorillas miserable boring experience and likely would of showed the same interest if a rock was presented instead of a smartphone. I don't know. Maybe the smartphone industry is trying to open up a new niche market and sell phones to gorillas and other zoo animals they are so desperate for growth and so forth.
Why these women keep bugging this animal with their smart phones showing dirty porn is pondering and one has to worry about the state of this poor gay gorilla constantly being known as the kinky smart phone loving monkey. The gay gorilla Jelani is spending too much of his spare time looking at phones and we wonder if these women prefer relationships and sex with gorillas courting these beasts in captivity with their racy pictures of themselves or other wildlife apes having sex on video. Smartphones and the rare minerals needed to produce these items are one of the main reasons the Gorilla habitat in the natural world is beng reduced in Central Africa and the irony of these imprisoned animals being abused with their fate and reasoning for it shoved in their faces is a sad reality these species face. On a brighter note the war for the Planet of the Apes is coming out this summer and should be really fucking cool. 
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