Some rookie won the World Series of Poker as cable monopolies brilliantly use their 1200 channel offerings and make a fake importance of a fake poker tournament in a silly televised event called the World Series of Poker. Scott Blumstein form the non-corrupt state of new jersey won the Texas Hold em tournament and the fact that this event draws so much attention form the mainstream media is evidence of the casinoification of society through foreign money-laundering techniques that have influenced the world and increased corruption in the past fifty years.

Scott Blumstein won the series' marquee no-limit Texas Hold 'em main event early Sunday in Las Vegas surrounded by dozens of supporters including relatives and college friends. He is now more than $8.1 million richer after eliminating Pennsylvania's Daniel Ott on the 246th hand of the final table, more than 60 hands with just the two of them with bricks of bills and a gold bracelet separating them. The idea that there is interest in watching a bunch of chumps toss around chips and look at their fucking cards for three minutes and that this is entertainment is ludicrous and is why the current cable model needs to go and is collapsing as people gravitate to on-line viewing not even wanting to waste a second passing through this dumb shit with the remote.
"I'm really happy about how I played tonight," said Blumstein, who's 25. "... This is just one poker tournament. It takes variance and luck and playing your best, and all those things came together, and I'm happy to be the winner." non. casinos and this suppose contest are so crooked and these tournaments are as fixed as professional wrestling but it is a sign of the times that this tournament gets the undivided attention it pays for through media outlets around the country. few individuals would ever watch nor care about an outcome of a poker tournament in las Vegas. Daniel ott was humble in his fake defeat saying the ships didn't stack in his favor and surely this line will be repeated in future years by future runner ups in the World Series of Poker.
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