Armando Arturo
Chick-Fil-A is a disgusting chicken franchise sonehow getting commodity brokers and hedge funding investment to be Americas largest chicken chain. A woman in Philadelphia is suing the chain after getting a half chicken half mouse sandwich that is legally not offered in America but perhaps in other third world lands this global chain is allowed into.
Ellen and her friend were having lunch when she tasted her sand which and felt something more than the usual softness and tenderness of chicken. The woman turned her sandwich over and discovered a small baby rodent type thing baked neatly into the sandwich and her disgust caused immediate nausea and vomiting. This woman couldn't believe it and prying the thing off her chicken sandwich she discovered the thingie did have a tail and whiskers and little roasted gnarling teeth.
Ellen was hospitalized and traumatized and has a huge lawsuit against Chick-Fil-A as the company faces questions to as why a mouse or gerbil was baked into one of their sandwiches. This needless to say is totally disgusting but not unexpected by this over-priced and over-rated bad chicken chain and people always need to look into anything ordered here.
One can imagine that bored employees likely fried this rodent into the chicken as a prank and to see if the woman or other customers would notice and visions of Beavis and Butthead at Burger World jumped to mind. That little baby rodent didn't get there by mistake and the possibility of employees purposely putting this is really outlandish and nefarious and Ellen is deserving of a five million dollar settlement.
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