Jacoby Genevese
Sir Richard "Bananas" Branson and his pals hung around his island estate to acquire the intense and interesting encounter with a major hurricane that not many people get to experience first hand. sir Richard though got more than he bargained for as hurricane Irma quite literally almost tore the billionaire apart and he was running naked, delirious, and scared shitless defecating in several places as he though the end was near. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't save the Necker island estate of King Richard again.
Mr Branson's fucking McMansion tucked away in rural backwaters of the Caribbean. Jeff Branson allowed reporters to look at the devastation of his property and to have a feel for me story as once again Branson got himself into a news story concerning water.
One has to wonder why Sir Richard didn't have one of ahh his huge virgin jets to high tail it the fuck out of there when he realized the magnitude and power of the storm and it seems to many that Richard Branson has a death wish or something. Branson and his younger pals were playing dice and strip poker while enjoying the sights and sounds of the powerful category five hurricane and when the winds started blowing his hoe down like the big bad wolf the Lion-looking Richard the chicken heart King Branson went from the tin man to the Lion in ahhh that classic thirties movie escape me now. Shit. Branson needs to sratt paying attention to weather forecasts and not think because he has billions and billions of debt that he is not invincible and cannot buy his wa out of harms way. Richard Bransons's brain is turning to butter and perhaps Virgin islands should confiscate his Virgin empire and the caymen islands take away and cash or gold from Richard branson ASAP.
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