Are Marty and Nelly gay?

Eric Ericson
  In south bends Starbucks two young men often make their appearance acting eccentric and neurotic to the bone no doubt about it. Marty and Nelly are a tag team from hell hanging and banging it around a Starbucks coffee shop and the antics and actions of these two beatniks is amazing. Marty and Nelly attract attention and act sillier than a goose with no feathers. They often mock people they find funny and smirk and smile to their hearts content and one must wonder if these two ever stopped at a Starbucks in Chicago how long before they get their ass whipped outside on the streets or maybe even inside the actual Starbucks.

Marty and Nelly are looking to do stand up and comedy acting int he future once they are done with school and they think they gave god given natural talent only found on this planet and plan to make it big in Manhattan,San Francisco or at least Austin,Texas .These two progressives disdain the conservative nature of their native South Bend, Indiana. Marty and Nelly can often be seen in the various corporate coffee houses in this area often with a snarky attitude to other Starbucks customers who do not meet the upwards standards of these two gay snobs. Whether Marty and nelly are gay is not iknown but given the neurotic and eccentric  nature of their personalities it can be heavily suggested and printed that these two are gayer than a three dollar bill. Nelly and Marty are a Northern Indian classic looking to expand their range and bring their coffee house snark act on the road at a coffee or bath house near you.