Aaron Luther
Somewhere in Oskoloosa there is a hick city existing under this goofy name and it is located in Iowa. Are favorite wild bobcat has ben spotted as Bob the bobcat was caught chilling escaping the cold morning under the desk of one MR Jim Harvey at the Mauer Supply company and Bo seemed to be enjoying his time in the some little shop that in many ways resembled the original workplace of Orange County Chippers. Bob couldn't be enticed to leave and eventually the redneck employees called the local dog catcher informing him instead he had a car that needed to be a freak on a leash and in a local wildlife management forest or zoo near you.
There is not much happening in Okaloosa and soon word reached all the backwards locals who descended upon the scene to take a little look at the critter. Bob never understood what the big fuss was and why he couldn't just stay a day or two in this shitty boring business or until his stomach grumbled and he had to go out and search out the location of wild turkey or rodent. Luckily Bob was not harmed and left before animal control units reached the Mauer Supply corporation and blast Bob away for a nice trophy for someone to enjoy ion their desk perhaps Mr Harvey himself having this bob cats head on his it as a constant reminder of Bob once being underneath it.
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