Colin Hailbut sexually assaulted by famed San Francisco yoga instructer Kevin Nguyen

Eric Ericson
  The drama of the urbananist over-paid globalists is amusing and Colin Heilbut's lawsuit against Equinox gyms is typical of what one can find in queer San Francisco. Colin says yoga instructor Kevin Nguyen took a particular liking to him one day and often offered his intense one on one yoga instructions at Equinox gyms in the Frisco area. Kevin Nguyen sat on Colin's face and groped his private parts all while telling the shocked and stunned Colin this was a new method of alternative Yoga poses for two parties to stretch and feel good. Colin complained to management at Equinox gym and was immediately revoked of his ten thousand a year gym membership leaving the Canadian transplanted globalist both ahhh shocked and appalled. He can't believe that Nguyen was trying to groom him to slide his cock in his ass instead of teaching the breathing and stretching techniques of Yadi Perhausthuris

He called a lawyer the next day and plans for an immediate frontal assault against yoga instructor Colin's complaints against this gym instructor went ignored by the company and after a few more emails Equinox decided an individual like Colin Heilbut was not someone that they wanted to be a member of their over-priced and exclusive gym and workout place. Both of these queers are likely guilty of indecent proposals and play of disgust in a yoga studio. Nguyen for his part has vehemently denied that he tried massaging Colin's anus as part of the yoga act and denies straddling the defendant and rubbing his balls profusely on his chest and face during the alleged assault on the mats in the yoga studios of this shit hole urban San Francisco Lilly pad of Equinox.