Randolph Perkins IV
As editor I am pleased to announce a deal after much criticism form our disgruntled staff at the handouts and outrageous bonuses and salaries of some of our recent hires.; I decided to look through our list of resumes and picked th e oddest name I could find in under five minutes and decided to offer them a job at bare minimum salary just so these fucks shut up and be fortunate they get paid good at the Artificial Intellect Blog. Uhmm we hired some clown with the name of 
Lincoln Kennedy and this name roused some interest and I fondly recall making fun of it a decade or so ago. I think there was some football player scrub with this name and recall us thinking how original his parents must of been in thinking up the name to honor and pay homage to two former president sof the United States. Perhaps this Lincoln Kennedy also had parents who wish to inspire their child through name and put pressure of him and a cold hire like this is risky. Lincoln though was told to be careful and not to get too left sharky on us as he immediately told me what team he wants to write for and preference of political; affilation.
Lincoln Kennedy and this name roused some interest and I fondly recall making fun of it a decade or so ago. I think there was some football player scrub with this name and recall us thinking how original his parents must of been in thinking up the name to honor and pay homage to two former president sof the United States. Perhaps this Lincoln Kennedy also had parents who wish to inspire their child through name and put pressure of him and a cold hire like this is risky. Lincoln though was told to be careful and not to get too left sharky on us as he immediately told me what team he wants to write for and preference of political; affilation.
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