Andrew McCutchen and his white Maria look forward to new digs and The San Francisco Giants are not going to the Super Bowl

Lonnie Yeager
   The San Francisco Giants were a fucking disgrace last year playing their worse game i years and the high paying silicon valley elites do not want to see a repeat of this awful product in 2018. The Giants have nobody on offense and the key acquisition of future hall of famer Andrew Mcutchen is a move in the right direction. The potential three thousand hit and four hundred homer athlete was shockingly let go by the declining and even more pathetic baseball club based out of Pittsburgh.

San Francisco though is no Pittsburgh and a string of losing seasons is not tolerable in the bay area where hard working technology sector young people want to watch winners lie themselves sin this winner takes all economy and a bad Giants team in this age was shocking. Andrew Mcutchen wants none of this losing and is tired of this bullshit he had to deal with in Pittsburgh through the years and he has dedicated this year to the late Oscar Gamble and will produce some outrageous hair this season in the bay area. The Giants added Tony Watson recently but look like they will still struggle given the rest of their lineup and McCutchin will not be a happy camper. The Giants though are not going to the World Series nor the Super Bowl and may have another dismal performance this year as there are way to many holes for Andrew and his ho wife to fill this year.

McCutchin though has nothing to complain about as his high income helped him get out of the black community and marry out has he bought an Italian wife and proposed to her some years back on the lesbian Ellen Degeneros show. As long as Andrew is not married to a black woman nor would he ever consider and is lucky  he and many other black athletes are not would  regulated to marriage within their race. The prospects for hot Italian-American wife increase for a Mr Mcutchen much more so than it would be for if he worked on a factory floor or as a driver for a package delivery company. he should consider himself lucky win,lose, or draw as it is unlikely that Mcutchen would noit have found a wife named Maria without an athletic compensated career.