Chris Rock is addicted to crack and porn and considers a run against Trump in 2020

Woody Underwood
   Chris Rock is an unfunny individual but beloved by the mainstream media pushing Mr Rock as some legitimate entertainer and comedian. Chris Rock is about as stupid as a talking fish and crazier than a cougar that prefers scat over deer meat and he was recently profiled through the internet form a variety of outlets. Chris Rock looks like an crack addicted inner city performer who moves his jaws more than work hands and Mr Rock spoke at often how he is addicted to both porn and poon on crack. Chris Rock also spoke of president Trump whom he hates more than an Eskimo hates tamales ans Chris Rock is seriously considering entering the political arena in 2020 and possibly challenging the president because he is loud and he is black Chris Rock will  not roll to victory regardless of whom he picks for vice president of which Dwayne Johnson is rumored to be thinking of co-running with Rock.

Chris Rock would become the first African-American president and thankfully would shred eight years of his horrible comedic career as he would supposedly be too busy to continue he stupid stand up stitch. Chris Rock would prefer to run for porn auditions as he explained he is so fucking addicted to dirty porn especially those involving four-legged beasts, but he worries about ejaculation problem he has and exposure of the myth that all Black men are hung like a Giraffe and the embarrassment of what would be revealed.