News came out that Elon Musk is attempting to bring about increased sales and growth of the flame thrower device used by many and made famous during World War II. Elon Musk plans on visiting mars someday and perhaps using these flame throwers on the red planet to burn up brush and so forth and this past week announcements were made that Elon Musk's aptly named boring company have sold some ten thousand units the first day it was offered on Amazon. Cody Wilson cannot believe that this man has not been regulated and other flame throwers that can roast a human into a cooked goose in seconds is made available yet his 3d plastic toy guns and molding instructions and creation through printers is not allowed.
Cody Wilson doesn't get the double standard and fortuneately some politicians are starting to wonder the same shit and how flamethrowers, a device banned in warfare, can be openly sold on the market for a mere five hundred dollars. This flamethrower can burn down a house quicker than the song and faster than the big bad wolf can blow it up. Elon Musk has made some 7 million dollars already form this device that should be illegal to be in adults hands and often will sit in storage until the family's pre-teens decide to go to the California forest and start some wildfires.

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