Clifford Gifford
Make no mistake Glendale Heights, Illinois s a shit hole suburb where only natives we honor migrate from shot hole countries would find respectable. My rare summer night forty mile bike rides on the Great Western trail will have to be put on hold as a county forest preserve policeman saw a puma in the West branch of the Dupage river forest preserve and my greatest fear is becoming more and more of a reality.
I always found the huge Coyotes stalking me on the trail bad and disconcerting enough but to realize now the the Cougar is in this sprawl shut county and it's forest preserves is scary enough and can only do more bike rides in Kenosha or Racine. Screw that shot as flea market Ron would say and the Cougars comeback to various regions is just crazy. The Mountain Lion is an amazingly adaptable animal likely finding the numerous gas station dumpsters and feral digs and cats tasty treats and it's only a matter of time a big Cougar will add human to their diet. Cats ate brazen ducking animals and when you add one the size of a mini a African Lion Tiger, or Sun Bear you can totally see how some people can get messed up big time. The Cougar also recently has made news as officially the Eastern Cougar has been declared extinct whatever that means and there has not been a spotting of an Eastern Yankee Cougar in well past a hundred years.
Perhaps the Western species knows full well bountiful opportunities await the return to the East and are slowly migrating towards that way. From what I have seen of stuffed objects of the Eastern Cougar though in museums maybe this declaration and fact is a good thing as they resemble little the cuddly housecat fuck face of the surviving Pumas today.
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