General Heinrich Von Platzen hit with sexual harassment charges agianst Hilda on Hogans Heroes

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  The pawning of Hilda on Hogan's Heroes was so evident and perhaps none so disturbing as that of the inspector general Heinrich Von Platzen. The inspector came to inspect the barracks of Steilag 13 back some time ago and couldn't keep his eyes and hands off the property usually reserved for Colonel Robert T Hogan, the senior reigning officer at the POW camp. Colonel Hogan had come to the office to complain about the bad food and typical mess one could find at this camp and was  soutraged and throughout this episode of Hogan's Heroes Heinrich Platzon could not keep his hands off of Helga or Hilda.
General Von Platzen was hit with a costly lawsuit and may lose his cushy officer inspection job and Colonel Hogan and the crew plotted revenge at his mere appearance at stalof 13 which in reality they rule. 
Luckily Hogan, Labou, Newkirk and the others saw to it this sexually harassing piece of shit general would nto appear in any future Hogans Heroes as he was liqudated in the war effort in this incredibly funny episode of HH.
The Late Inspector General originally was about to promote Colonel Klink to head all POW camps before changing his mind to have the man arrested for be unqualified to even oversee a chicken coop. His interest was mainly in Hilda and was planning on taking her to his office before he was killed off in a train sabotage. Helga and Klink were going no where as the first Hilda belonged to Bob Crane before he tossed her aside for a new German secretary starting in season 2 that would eventually be bought up as wife number one for Mr Crane.

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