Jake Glass
Animal stories
Phillips Geist is a sick disturbed individual living in an abondoned strip mall in South suburban Orland Park, Illinois. Geise had kidnapped Bob the bobcat and kept him penned in his squatter residency for some time and recently policecrrcievedca tip a man was selling drugs and was armed and loaded in this place.
Police raided this ugly strip mall building that corrupt shifty suburban villages allow to be build in a week and then remain empty for years instead of building sound two-story structures that make a city and street look great instead of a mosh pit of physical excrement that would inflame the brain of a James Howard Kuntsler.
Police arrested this cat burger cat napper who thought it would be amazing to live with a wild bobcat in this non descriptive strip mall all alone and God knows what he did with our favorite wild bobcat. Phillips Geist had a number of guns and being a one ball felon he is looking at some serious time and he should be charged with animal cruelty and kidnapping. The felon had lived some time in this storefront on 15th Street and police need to investigate the property owner and ask how they allowed this fuck face to reside in it and live and mole bobcats all night. Bob was taken by the department of natural resources and was let loose in the Southern part of Illinois after a full rectal and physical examination was done on him further embarrassing and humiliating the coolest Bobcat known to mankind
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