Left Shark nearly kills Hawaii tourist paddle boarder Chet Banner

Jake Glass
  A Hawaii elitist paddleboarder is fighting for his life according to reports out from the fiftieth  state. Either a Bull,Great White , or tiger sharked knocked Mr Banner off of his paddle board and attempted to devour him in several pieces. Mr Banner's identity is being withheld until next of kin is contacted as he is not expected to make it at this time.
Hawaiian authorities closed Kukio Beach on the North Island among the panic that a left shark had committed an attack of this magnitude on some rich guy just wanting to spend his money paddleboarding some of the most beautiful beaches in the world. Kukio Beach is located on the Kona Coast near Hualaai and is a popular tourist spot--located near the elite Four Seasons Resort Hualalai and reports are that the left shark was looking to make a move on this area for some time wishing to wine and dine on present prime human beef. The keft shark looked guilty after this attack escaping to the deep sea blue yonder but in reality this fish wasn't crazy. The waters of Hualalai and Kukio belonged to his ancestors way before humans decided to settle and establish tourist spots for the benefit of a few operators of land outside these beaches. The waters belong to the big three fish species always wiling to break a few surfboards and paddle boards in order to make this out

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